1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Herbert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell before
drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open,
is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a
conventional school without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around looking for scissors
to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not
hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela
(1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without
laughing, is either looking for job or needs
money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
And he who reads and does not like this
is naturally stingy.
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