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Three Babies in the Womb

                       Three Babies in the Womb

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.
The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."
The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

Cheating Wife

Cheating Wife

A man returning home a day early from a business trip,
 got into a taxi at the airport after midnight,
and while en-route to his home,
asked the driver if he would be a witness,
as he suspected his wife was having an affair,
and expected to catch her in the act.
The driver agreed, and they both tiptoed into the bedroom,
 turned on the lights pulled the blanket back and found the wife in bed with another man.
Yeeeeepa, the husband shouted
The husband put his gun to the man's head,
and the wife shouted,

Basketmouth pays Senate President a courtesy visit at home

Basketmouth pays Senate President a courtesy visit at home

Senate President, Bukola Saraki meets top comedian, Basketmouth...

A BAD DAY NEVER MEAN A BAD LIFE

A wise man stood in front of a large
audience and cracked a very funny joke
everybody laughed like crazy. After
sometime, he cracked the same joke again;
this time, less people laughed. He cracked
the same joke again and again until
everyone got tired of it and started
wondering what he was doing. When he
saw that there was no more laughter in
the crowd, he smiled and said:"You can't
laugh at the same joke again and again
but why do you keep crying over the same
thing over and over again? Never let a bad
day make you feel like you have a bad life.
Just because today is painful doesn’t mean
tomorrow won’t be great. And just because
you failed today doesn't mean you wont
succeed tomorrow!
I pray that you have success in everything you do In Jesus name
Can I hear a loud Amen

MARRIAGE FROM AN ECONOMIST POINT OF VIEW

MARRIAGE FROM AN ECONOMIST POINT OF VIEW

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide

THE WEDDING RING

Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, pray and choose your prison mate carefully & sentence yourself wisely to avoid Prison break....And don't try breaking out