Please consider this student and at-least give him 1% rather than -20% score, is it not true what he said. Who is he to say that Economics is not a science when those in authority have already said that Economics is a science.
Monday, June 20, 2016
WHO AM I TO SAY ECONOMICS IS NOT A SCIENCE
Please consider this student and at-least give him 1% rather than -20% score, is it not true what he said. Who is he to say that Economics is not a science when those in authority have already said that Economics is a science.
Monday, February 29, 2016
WHO WISE PASS?
Am Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and put a sign outside.
GET TREATMENT FOR #20,000 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK #100,000.
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to
earn #100,000 and goes to the clinic....
LAWYER: I have lost my sense of taste.
IGBO MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box
no.22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth.
LAWYER: ugh ...this is kerosene.
IGBO MAN: congrats, your sense of taste is
restored, give me#20,000.
The annoyed lawyer goes back after few days to
recover his money...
LAWYER: I have lost my memory I can't remember anything.
IGBO MAN: Nurse bring medicine from box
no.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
LAWYER: (annoyed) this is kerosene, you
gave this to me last
time for restoring my sense of taste.
IGBO MAN: congrats you've got your
memory back, give me #20,000.
The fuming lawyer pays him and
then comes back a week later determine to get back
#100,000.
LAWYER: my eye sight has become veryweak.
IGBO MAN: I don't have any medicine for
that, so take this
100k. LAWYER: (staring at the cash) but this
is #20,000 not #
100,000.
IGBO MAN: congrats your eye sight is
restored. Give me #20,000
Tell me who wise pass?
http://goo.gl/3y1Ty5
which one is the funniest?
which one is the funniest?
1)~When the person
interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Bro, u go apologise tire.!
2)When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
3)When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""" U go travel go villa by force.
5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Chai! E
don do be dat!
6)When ur Dad works at NEPA andthey take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
8) When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.
9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.
10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50.
11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.
12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change...
13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tomorrow.
14)When u read this, laugh and didn't share or comment
http://goo.gl/3y1Ty5
1)~When the person
interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Bro, u go apologise tire.!
2)When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.!
3)When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""" U go travel go villa by force.
5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Chai! E
don do be dat!
6)When ur Dad works at NEPA andthey take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
8) When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar.
9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish.
10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50.
11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.
12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change...
13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tomorrow.
14)When u read this, laugh and didn't share or comment
http://goo.gl/3y1Ty5
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Do you know that........!!!!!
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Herbert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell before
drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open,
is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a
conventional school without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around looking for scissors
to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not
hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela
(1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without
laughing, is either looking for job or needs
money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
And he who reads and does not like this
is naturally stingy.
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Herbert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell before
drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open,
is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a
conventional school without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard (1904)
8). He who runs around looking for scissors
to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not
hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela
(1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without
laughing, is either looking for job or needs
money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
And he who reads and does not like this
is naturally stingy.
Monday, February 15, 2016
How many of you love your wife ?"
A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on, "How to live in a loving relationship with your wife".
The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?"
All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: "I love you, sweetheart".
Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Abeg na who be this?
😄😄 😂😂
The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?"
All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: "I love you, sweetheart".
Then, the men were asked to exchange phones, so each of them can read the other wife's response to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming!
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!
10. Abeg na who be this?
😄😄 😂😂
Monday, November 23, 2015
Three Babies in the Womb
The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."
The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!"
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